Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-3815 (?)
- SCP-3815 is a young woman named Elena Bell who spontaneously teleports to the nearest person's line of sight if no one is directly looking at her, even if they blink or she is obscured. She cannot control this ability, which reportedly started after her mother's death. To contain her, she lives on a secluded farm with three trained female personnel who maintain constant visual contact, sometimes using mirrors or cameras, to keep her from teleporting unexpectedly.
- Shit Museum (?)
- The Shit Museum, or Museo Della Merda, in Italy's Piacenza province, is the world's first museum dedicated to feces, founded in 2015 by agricultural businessman Gianantonio Locatelli. Located in a medieval castle on a dairy farm, it highlights eco-friendly recycling and the transformation of the farm's 100,000 kilograms of daily cow dung into methane, fertilizer, and building materials like "Merdacotta" (baked shit) – a patented material made from cow dung and Tuscan clay used for various objects. The museum showcases artifacts like fossilized dinosaur faeces, dung beetles, and art inspired by waste, aiming to dismantle cultural norms and prejudices surrounding excrement.